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YAY [Aug. 7th, 2008|11:22 am]

gregorbehr
My balls are normal... so to speak.
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Surgery... [Aug. 7th, 2008|10:48 am]

capy
[Current Mood | anxious]

We had to bring Amy in for surgery this morning; she's having a subdermal fatty deposit removed. Normally, they're fine but this one's on her neck right where her collar sits. Over time, the collar rubbed a sore on the lump, opening a wound on it that can't quite heal because, again, that's where her collar sits. Thinkin' happy thoughts for our girl... We're a little nervous, although we know she'll be okay.
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August Specials [Aug. 7th, 2008|10:49 am]

bigredpaul
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Since the Hot Stone special was so popular in July, I decided to extend it throughout the month of August!  You can add hot stones to any massage session of one hour in length or longer for only $10.00 - what a deal for that deep penetrating heat to loosen up your tight and sore muscles before and during a massage.

Healing Hands - Paul Brown Massage Therapy You can leave comments here or there.
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PLBBS [Aug. 7th, 2008|10:19 am]

kitchenbeard
I'm sure with enough money and research we could prove my theory and diagnosis.

Some women get PMS. Some gay men get PLBBS

AKA

Post Lazy Bear Blues Syndrome

Symptoms: Irritability, depression, distractability, lack of interest in routine tasks and general malaise.

Basal Root Causation: Sequential and numerous days spent wearing little clothing in the sun in the company thousands of sexy fun men combined with the consumption of beer, wine and vodka.

Recommended Treatment: Sleep and snuggles.
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My Week So Far [Aug. 7th, 2008|09:20 am]

bigredpaul
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Since I still had the rental car on Monday night, I decided to drive down to Union Square and pick Jason up from work at midnight, and we went up to the top of Twin Peaks, where we talked and stuff. The fog didn’t allow for any sort of view at all, but it did allow for some privacy and paying attention to one another. Something that had been sorely lacking for us for a while.

Yes, I am still involved with Jason, the errant cub. I’m not really sure where things are right now, except that I am his friend and sometime mentor. He is saving up the money to move out, either on his own or into a platonic roommate situation. Once that happens, we might want to re-address the situation (or not), but for now, I listen to him where no one else does.

Tuesday was low-key, and I didn’t do much of anything except work some and went to bed early.

Yesterday, I had a late lunch with Will at Little Delhi, then headed up to Lush to check on their facial masks. They were pretty much out, though, as their deliveries arrive on Thursdays, so I’ll go by there today and pick up one or two. While we were there, Bruin had gotten off work and joined us, and the three of us went to Lids and tried on hats. I wanted to introduce them to Jason, so we walked over to the St. Francis where he works and took a few minutes to introduce them all to each other.

It was time for me to go to work, though, so we all departed and I went to work. I did an entire session of rocking and shaking on my client, and had to sit with him for about 15 minutes afterward until he was ready to try to stand up. Rocking and Shaking is one of the most profound forms of massage and it can have very dramatic effects on a person’s body. It is deeply relaxing, as it confuses a person’s proprioception (the sense of body position and movement - where we are in space and what we are doing) to the point that the body utterly relaxes. But this can also have other effects, such as disorientation, so it is extremely important to sit with the client afterward before letting them leave the office to make sure they have their bearings back.

So, after that session, I walked back over to the St. Francis Hotel and hung out until Jason got off work at 21:00, and we smoked a bowl in Union Square, then walked down Market to the UN Plaza and through Civic Center and back up to the MUNI station. He hadn’t ever walked down Market Street at night before, so it was a treat to see it through his eyes.

We hopped on the train to the Castro, where I deposited my receipts for the day, and introduced him to Ed (castrowoof), and finally he had to go back to Drunky’s place and eat supper. Ed and I had a lovely conversation there at the Gayest Intersection In The World, until I got a text message from Bruin, asking me if I’d like to come to the SOMA Gold’s and do cardio with him and Will. So, I hopped on the 33 to Potrero and walked the few blocks to the gym, were I worked out on the treadmill in my stocking feet, which was weird, but I wasn’t going to do it in my work shoes.

Bruin and Will drove me home after that, and I read for a little while and eventually fell asleep at around 01:00. Sweet, restful sleep.

It seems that spending a week listening to the trees has long-lasting effects. I have been highly relaxed and calm all week, and hope that this continues.


Before I head to the office today, I am going to go out to Ingleside to look at a Comfort Craft Model 800 table. It’s the table that I have been thinking about purchasing to replace my current five year old Custom Craftworks Athena that has served me so ably. The salesman at Comfort Craft gave me the telephone number of a bodyworker who owns one here in San Francisco. If I like it, then I will very likely place the order early next week.

This is a huge investment of money for me, but one that I believe will pay off in growing my massage business.

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Live Journal Live: Homo Promo [Aug. 7th, 2008|09:45 am]

low_fat_muffin
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My Week So Far [Aug. 7th, 2008|08:46 am]

bigredpaul
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Since I still had the rental car on Monday night, I decided to drive down to Union Square and pick Jason up from work at midnight, and we went up to the top of Twin Peaks, where we talked and stuff. The fog didn’t allow for any sort of view at all, but it did allow for some privacy and paying attention to one another. Something that had been sorely lacking for us for a while.

Yes, I am still involved with Jason, the errant cub. I’m not really sure where things are right now, except that I am his friend and sometime mentor. He is saving up the money to move out, either on his own or into a platonic roommate situation. Once that happens, we might want to re-address the situation (or not), but for now, I listen to him where no one else does.

Tuesday was low-key, and I didn’t do much of anything except work some and went to bed early.

Yesterday, I had a late lunch with Will at Little Delhi, then headed up to Lush to check on their facial masks. They were pretty much out, though, as their deliveries arrive on Thursdays, so I’ll go by there today and pick up one or two. While we were there, Bruin had gotten off work and joined us, and the three of us went to Lids and tried on hats. I wanted to introduce them to Jason, so we walked over to the St. Francis where he works and took a few minutes to introduce them all to each other.

It was time for me to go to work, though, so we all departed and I went to work. I did an entire session of rocking and shaking on my client, and had to sit with him for about 15 minutes afterward until he was ready to try to stand up. Rocking and Shaking is one of the most profound forms of massage and it can have very dramatic effects on a person’s body. It is deeply relaxing, as it confuses a person’s proprioception (the sense of body position and movement - where we are in space and what we are doing) to the point that the body utterly relaxes. But this can also have other effects, such as disorientation, so it is extremely important to sit with the client afterward before letting them leave the office to make sure they have their bearings back.

So, after that session, I walked back over to the St. Francis and hung out until Jason got off work at 21:00, and we smoked a bowl in Union Square, then walked down Market to the UN Plaza and through Civic Center and back up to the MUNI station. He hadn’t ever walked down Market Street at night before, so that was a treat to see it through his eyes.

We hopped on the train to the Castro, where I deposited my receipts for the day, and introduced him to Ed (castrowoof), and finally he had to go back to Drunky’s place and eat supper. Ed and I had a lovely conversation there at the Gayest Intersection In The World, until I got a text message from Bruin, asking me if I’d like to come to the SOMA Gold’s and do cardio with him and Will. So, I hopped on the 33 to Potrero and walked the few blocks to the gym, were I worked out on the treadmill in my stocking feet, which was weird, but I wasn’t going to do it in my work shoes.

Bruin and Will drove me home after that, and I read for a little while and eventually fell asleep at around 01:00. Sweet, restful sleep.

It seems that spending a week listening to the trees has long-lasting effects. I have been highly relaxed and calm all week, and hope that this continues.

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a THURSDAY KILTIE? [Aug. 7th, 2008|11:31 am]

bootedintexas
ok [info]madknitsi know this isnt the day for kilties..but...

the post office is going all kiltie..



 
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creepy sex dolls* [Aug. 7th, 2008|11:18 am]

otterpop58
NSFW

I stumbled on this...
Real Life Like, Life Size Male Dolls Create/Order Yours Today

* I'd venture that there is no such thing as a non-creepy sex doll.
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She's a [media] whore, Missy! [Aug. 7th, 2008|08:06 am]

glovercom
She's a [media] whore, Missy!

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Meet the Fockers! [Aug. 7th, 2008|08:02 am]

ufcub
We are headed off to SFO to fly to Denver. Daniel's niece is getting married, so it's time to meet the family! I've already met his sister and a cousin, and they were wonderful, so I'm sure the rest of the crew will be just as enjoyable!

The three of us are in the wedding, so clearly this family has no anti-triad sentiments! (or if they do, they're keeping it to themselves!) It should be quite an interesting weekend!
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Dancing in DC [Aug. 7th, 2008|10:39 am]

stormecho
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[Current Mood | hopeful]

Heads up to those in the DC area:

Come out to Remingtons this Saturday night.  We'll be dancing! 
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Oh, the pain.....the pain..... [Aug. 7th, 2008|10:21 am]

huffdaddyatl
[Current Mood | okay]
[Current Music |none]

I'm sorry for more Cindy Bashing, but this morning when I saw the Newsweek cover with her on it, it FINALLY dawned on me who she REALLY looks like.


Dr.CindySmith


Dr. Cindy Lou Zachariah Smith. (Yes, when researching our girl here I found out her given middle name is LOU, so she REALLY is a CINDY LOU.
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How they make creamed spinach [Aug. 7th, 2008|09:50 am]

thornyc
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Good friends Ed/[info]tycho_anomaly and Jeff/[info]hammerride are headed to NYC for a week of theater viewing and checking in with fomer alumni, the better to program and direct their own theater company, Manbites Dog.

August is also when NYC’s Fringe Festival takes place, hundreds of scrappy and edgy little shows and performers trying out their theatrical chops for only a $15 ticket. It’s where Tony award-winning Urinetown got its start.

One Fringe theater work we’ll be seeing is Sailor Man, created by two Yale grads now toiling for Apple. Its basic premise is taking the violent scenes in Popeye cartoons and reinacting them in real-life, where bodies are much less elastic, forgiving, and regenerative.
Fists fly and blood spills in this darkly comic look at a well-known animated sailor. Startlingly violent, it's Saturday morning cartoons, delivered Sam Shepard-style.
We’ve got tickets for next Tuesday night’s performance (curtain 7:45, running time under one hour), and you can join us, too. Tickets available online here or from the Fringe box office near Little Italy.

Attending Fringe shows is a bit of a gamble, in past years I’ve seen some great stuff but also an occasional dud (I’ve also seen some Broadway shows that were real duds, too, so production values are no guarantee of quality). But Fringe shows are not much more than the price of a movie, so you’re not risking much. You can check out Sailor Man’s website here, with a great blog that documents the show’s creation.

Let us know if you’re coming, in case we’re able to work something out for dinner before or drinks after.

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[Aug. 7th, 2008|09:11 am]

bitterlawngnome




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Porn Title Takeoffs of Legitimate Movies [Aug. 7th, 2008|05:40 am]

huffdaddyatl
[Current Mood |Awake]
[Current Music |You Gotta Be - Des'ree]

For many years I've loved lists of actual porn movie titles stolen from legitimate movie titles. For many years my favorite title has been "Shaving Ryan's Privates". This morning reading the AVN Trade mag I'm hit with one that is a solid contender for that top spot for sheer audacity and juxtaposition of 2 VERY different movies.

Gentlemen & ladies, I present to you, the #5 movie on the TLA on Demand Chart:

DA VINCI LOAD 2: ELECTRIC TWINKALOO
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What We Danced To Thirty Years Ago, Summer Of 78 [Aug. 7th, 2008|01:35 am]

sunbeam_bears
I became a full fledged fan of Technicolor musicals in 1978, thanks to the gay bar I danced in. On sunday nights (which was gay night) at Metro, in Boston, they played clips of movies on a big screen next to the dance floor. All the old MGM, and 20th Century Fox musicals were on display in full Technicolor, accompanying the disco music.
Judy Garland in "Wizard Of Oz" (altho I already knew that one), Carmen Miranda in her huge banana, and fruity hats, with platform high heels, and Esther Williams in her swimming pool extavaganzas. The older queens would scream with delight, while we younger pups could only stare and ask where can I get these???
We now have a lot of those old movies on DVD, and love watching them. There are a ton of gay characters in them, that are hugely funny, although stereotypical.
Listen to this song, but imagine clips of Carmen Miranda with her giant fruit laden hats dancing,

and Gene Kelly dancing in the rain,



Dan Hartman, "Instant Replay", Blue Sky Records, 130 BPM
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The new niece [Aug. 7th, 2008|01:14 am]

gregorbehr
It would seem she has quite the set of lungs. She's already a brunet like Shannon and not her mom.
All she needs is to grow up with a big "rack" and she'll just like Shan :)

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Check! [Aug. 7th, 2008|01:06 am]

gregorbehr
Foot surgeries, check.
Brain tumor, check
Kinda deaf, check.
Heart attack, check.
Head cold, check
Totally "sick" to my stomach, check.
Not quite making it to the restroom in time, check.
Ready for adult diapers.... CHECK!


YAYAYAYAY
I'm a 70 year old man. I can start dating myself now :P
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OH i am full of it tonite...YE HAW [Aug. 6th, 2008|10:55 pm]

riksir

DID YOU KNOW?

Peel a banana from the bottom and you won't have to pick the little 'stringy things' off of it. That's how the primates do it.


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Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store.
 If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster.


Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold!





Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating.
Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking.




Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef.
 It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking.



To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up.

For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as directed. MeltAndes mints in double broiler and pour over warm brownies. Let set for a wonderful minty frosting.


Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste of garlic and at the end of the recipe if your want a stronger taste of garlic.



Leftover snickers bars from Halloween make a delicious dessert. Simply chop them up with the food chopper. Peel, core and slice a few apples. Place them in a baking dish and sprinkle the chopped candy bars over the apples. Bake at 350 for 15 minutes!!! 
Serve alone or with vanilla ice cream. Yummm!
Reheat Pizza Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works.

Easy Deviled Eggs


Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done easy clean up.


Expanding Frosting
When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less sugar and calories per serving.
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Reheating refrigerated bread
To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food moist and help it reheat faster.




Newspaper weeds away
Start putting in your plants, work the nutrients in your soil. Wet newspapers, put layers around the plants overlapping as you go cover with mulch and for- get about weeds. Weeds will get through some gardening plastic they will not get through wet newspapers.





Broken Glass

Use a wet cotton ball or Q-tip to pick up the small shards of glass you can't see easily.


No More Mosquitoes
Place a dryer sheet in your pocket.
��It will keep the mosquitoes away.��
Squirrel Away!
To keep squirrels from eating your plants, sprinkle your plants with cayenne pepper.
���The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plant and the squirrels won't come near it.

Flexible vacuum
To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add an empty paper towel
 roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum. It can be bent or flattened to get in nar- row openings.




Reducing Static Cling
Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt or dress. Same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing panty hose.
 Place pin in seam of slacks and ... ta da! .. static is gone.



Measuring Cups

Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill with hot water. Dump out the hot water, but don't dry cup. Next, add your ingredient, such as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes right out.

Foggy Windshield?
Hate foggy windshields? Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the glove box of your car When the window s fog, rub with the eraser! Works better than a cloth!




Reopening envelope
If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include something inside, just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. Viola! It unseals
��easily.

Conditioner
Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs. It's cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. It's also a great way to use up the conditioner you bought but didn't like when you tried it in your hair.





Goodbye Fruit Flies
To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass, fill it 1/2' with Apple Cider Vinegar and 2 drops of dish washing liquid; mix well. You will find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever!


Get Rid of Ants
Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it 'home,' can't digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so, especially if it rains, but it works
��and you don't have the worry about pets or small children being harmed!

INFO ABOUT CLOTHES DRYERS
The heating unit went out on my dryer! The gentleman that fixes things around the house for us told us that he wanted to show us something and he went over to the dryer and pulled out the lint filter. It was clean. (I always clean the lint from the fil- ter after every load clothes.) He told us that he wanted to show us something; he took the filter over to the sink and ran hot water over it. The lint filter is made of a

mesh material ... I'm sure you know what your dryer's l int filter looks like. Well ... the hot water just sat on top of the mesh! It didn't go through it at all! He told us that dryer sheets cause a film over that mesh that's what burns out the heating unit.���You can't SEE the film, but it's there. It's what is in the dryer sheets to make your clothes soft and static free ... that nice fragrance too. You know how they can feel waxy when you take them out of the box ... well this stuff builds up on your clothes and on your lint screen. This is also what causes dryer units to potentially burn your��house down with it! He said the best way to keep your dryer working for a very long��time (and to keep your electric bill lower) is to take that filter out and wash it with hot soapy water and an old toothbrush (or other brush) at least every six months. He said that makes the life of the dryer at least twice as long! How about that!?!

Learn something new everyday! I certainly didn't know dryer sheets would do that.

So, I thought I'd share!

Note: I went to my dryer and tested my screen by running water on it. The water ran

through a little bit but mostly collected all the water in the mesh screen. I washed it with warm soapy water and a nylon brush and I had it done in 30 seconds. Then when I rinsed it ... the water ran right thru the screen! There wasn't any puddling at all!


That repairman knew what he was talking about!

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