The Pork Report

Australia via SF this Sunday 4/27

2008-04-23T12:50:39Z

Howdy all! I'm going to be in SF this Sunday afternoon/evening. I have a business trip to Australia and managed to get a 12 hour layover in SF. I'm heading down to San Jose to pack up a few things I need from my storage unit. Then I'll be heading back to SF to go to the Eagle and Lone Star. I should be at the Eagle by 5pm and Lone Star by 6pm. Hope to see some of you there!

Where in the World is hrnypigboy?

2008-02-07T07:35:54Z

Maybe this will give you a clue.

'Twas the night before Christmas

2007-12-05T15:00:20Z

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,

Soft music was playing, as I reclined on the couch.
I unbuttoned my shirt, exposing chest hair
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
I lie there thinking, 'on the couch or in bed?'
While visions of him naked danced through my head.
I put on a clean jockstrap and black leather chaps
In hopes that he'd give me a gift from his sack.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
I ran from my room to see what was the matter.
Away to the front door I flew like a flash
I flung the door open, felt a draft on my ass.
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow
Made it easy to see who it was at my home.
But what did I see as I froze off my heiny
But a big Harley Hog with chrome that was shiny.

With a big hairy driver so horny and quick
Even from here you can see his big dick.
More rapid than eagles on towards me he came
As he whistled and shouted and called me his names:
"Now, Studly! now, Sexy! You hairy beef patty!
You'd better be ready 'cause here comes your Daddy!
To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall,
Let's get inside and have us a ball!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
He grabbed hold of my jockstrap and pulled me inside.
He kissed me hard, I tasted his lips.
He pulled me in closer, both hands on my hips.
And then in a twinkling he stripped off his clothes
His hard cock was bouncing as he started to pose.
I drew in a breath at his papa bear strut
Still awed by the sight of his round hairy butt.

He said "Come to Papa, that jockstrap's too small."
He pulled out my dick and squeezed both my balls.
He slow stroked my cock and pulled my left nut
Then whispered to me, "I'll come up your butt."
His eyes how they twinkled, his dimples how merry,
This big fucking stud was so very hairy.
He let me down gently to the floor on my back,
Raised my legs in the air, his cock spread my crack.

He pushed it right in, and started to buck,
I took it all easily, my ass needed fucked.
He humped me faster he knows how I love it.
He'd pull out his dick and back in he would shove it.
He started grunting, not much more was needed,
He pulled out his cock and quickly he beat it.
A wink of his eye, a hard yank on his dick,
He shot lots of cum - white, creamy, and thick.

He spoke not a word, but when straight to his work,
And upon my big hard-on he started to jerk.
I came in an instant all over my chest,
And he lay down beside me for a much deserved rest.
I looked at our cum that was mixed in my hair,
I do love him so, my Big Papa Bear.
And I hear him whisper, by the Christmas tree light,
"Happy Christmas, my Cub. I Love You, Good-Night!"

Here's hoping Ken's (ufcub) "coccyx" is all mended!

2007-09-14T22:28:27Z

Overheard at work the other day...

2007-09-07T17:19:32Z

"I finally hit the hole but I can't find the nut!"

NYC Bound

2007-07-27T00:51:34Z

I'm going to be in NYC with Whitt Aug 2-5. We're looking for suggestions on what to see, what to do while we're there. Any suggestions? Is anything interesting going on that weekend? Thanks for your help!

A Short Update, Finally!

2007-07-06T18:29:30Z

Sorry I haven't posted much since I moved to Atlanta in mid-May but I've been very busy. Pretty much every week I've been working in Huntsville, AL. And when I have been in Atlanta Ken ufcub has kept me busy with his activities. Thanks again Ken for letting me stay at your place. It's been a pleasure!

And another reason I've been so busy is a man named Whitt. We met at the end of April and have been spending a lot of time together lately. He's such a sweet man. I'm sooo lucky to have him in my life!!!

My First Meme!

2007-06-28T13:48:07Z

Instructions: Each player starts with 7 random habits/facts about themselves. People who are tagged need to write on their own blog about their seven things, as well as these rules. At the end of your blog, you need to choose 7 people to get tagged & list their names.

1. I have almost 100 rubber duckies.

2. I had lower back surgery at the age of 36.

3. I despise cilantro.

4. A nickname of mine from dancing is D.O.G (dick out guy).

5. When I was young, I had a pig named Herman.

6. I have a tattooed forearm fetish.

7. I own a motorcycle older than I am, a 1962 Honda Super Hawk.

Tag!:

ufcub

bratman

otterpop58

gregorbehr

dhbearguy

g8rcub

rxdoc

Moving to Atlanta

2007-05-22T18:25:31Z

I'm finally getting a chance to talk about my move to Atlanta last week. The original plan was to have my furniture in storage on Monday, pack up the car and clean the apartment on Tuesday and hit the road Wednesday morning. That all went out the window due to my own procrastination and lack of finding someone to help me move my furniture. I finally found a friend to help me on Wednesday. But by the time I got finished moving furniture, packing the car and cleaning it was Wednesday evening.

I finally hit the road at 8:30pm. After 4 hours of driving I stopped for the night in Bakersfield, CA. My goal for Thursday was to make it Albuquerque, NM. I forgot how desolate the Mojave Desert can be! It was very boring till I started climbing in elevation on the way to Flagstaff, AZ. Then the scenery was much more interesting. I made it to Albuquerque in 11 hours. It was a long day but wasn't bad. My goal for Friday was a big one, Little Rock, AR. This was going to be a very long day. I was expecting the scenery to be pretty boring through Texas and Oklahoma but it wasn't bad. It ended up taking me 13 hours but I made it. That left me with what I thought would take about 8 hours to get to Atlanta on Saturday. Part way through the drive to Atlanta I got a call from my new roommate Ken (ufcub). He was heading off to a friend's pool party and when I told him where I was he invited me along. Needless to say it didn't take 8 hours to get to Atlanta that day. The thought of furry muscled men in bathing suits saved me an hour!

So all in all the trip wasn't as bad as I thought it would be! And there were several memorable things along the way. The 1st was eating at a Cracker Barrel in Gallup, NM. The crowd in the restaurant was half white and half native american. The native americans would look at me and go back to their business. The whites would just stare at me with their mouths agape! I thought that was interesting. The 2nd was getting cruised by a very hot muscle bear in the parking lot of a MacDonald's in Amarillo, TX. The guy had an even bigger smile on his face when he noticed my leather bear sticker on my car! ;)

Thank you, Joshua rxdoc

2007-05-11T07:27:40Z

Thank you for helping me experience new things!

Happy Birthday, uncommonthread!

2007-05-09T14:15:18Z

Happy Birthday, Dave!

It's official! Atlanta, here I come!

2007-04-18T05:47:33Z

This afternoon I got the official OK from work to temporarily move to Atlanta! I've been traveling to Huntsville, AL a lot for work this year. I've spent 7 of the last 11 weeks there. I'm tired of being away from home so much! So I decided it would be much easier if I was living closer to, but not in, Huntsville. Atlanta came to mind. When I'm in Sunnyvale I work from home anyway so it doesn't really matter where I live. The move will happen mid-May. I'm putting most of my stuff in storage here and just taking the essentials (sling, toys, etc.) with me. I'll probably be in Atlanta till the end of the project I'm working on which should be 4-5 months. When I move back to the bay area hopefully I'll be able to live in SF.

But the best part of this move will be the person I'm renting a room from. Thank you Ken ufcub for letting me stay at your place! I really appreciate this. You are a true friend!!!

So my official farewell, and birthday (May 10th) party, will be at MegaWoof in SF on Saturday May 12th. Come help me celebrate and feel free to give me a birthday spanking...or two!

Happy Birthday!

2007-04-16T19:44:43Z

Happy Birthday Jeff, beg1n!

You know you're traveling too much for work when...

2007-03-22T02:04:31Z

at dinner tonight the waiter who seated you remembered what you ordered 2 1/2 weeks ago! And you asked the waiter who took your order how his leg was doing. Cause you know 2 months ago he accidentally shot himself! Yes folks, this is Huntsville, Alabama!!!

Happy Birthday!

2007-03-10T19:09:16Z

Happy Birthday Ken (ufcub)! You are one of my dearest friends. It's a pleasure having you in my life! Hope you have a wonderful birthday!

Happy Birthday!

When you're in the mood for a little chinese...

2007-02-28T01:58:06Z

For those of you who haven't had enough of my ass!

2007-02-14T18:16:44Z

Poster available on 10percent.com

You learn something new everyday!

2007-01-07T02:31:24Z

Dragonfly larva breathe through their butts!

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

2006-12-17T03:10:35Z

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Soft music was playing, as I reclined on the couch.
I unbuttoned my shirt, exposing chest hair
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
I lie there thinking, 'on the couch or in bed?'
While visions of him naked danced through my head.
I put on a clean jockstrap and black leather chaps
In hopes that he'd give me a gift from his sack.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter
I ran from my room to see what was the matter.
Away to the front door I flew like a flash
I flung the door open, felt a draft on my ass.
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow
Made it easy to see who it was at my home.
But what did I see as I froze off my heiny
But a big Harley Hog with chrome that was shiny.

With a big hairy driver so horny and quick
Even from here you can see his big dick.
More rapid than eagles on towards me he came
As he whistled and shouted and called me his names:
"Now, Studly! now, Sexy! You hairy beef patty!
You'd better be ready 'cause here comes your Daddy!
To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall,
Let's get inside and have us a ball!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly
He grabbed hold of my jockstrap and pulled me inside.
He kissed me hard, I tasted his lips.
He pulled me in closer, both hands on my hips.
And then in a twinkling he stripped off his clothes
His hard cock was bouncing as he started to pose.
I drew in a breath at his papa bear strut
Still awed by the sight of his round hairy butt.

He said "Come to Papa, that jockstrap's too small."
He pulled out my dick and squeezed both my balls.
He slow stroked my cock and pulled my left nut
Then whispered to me, "I'll come up your butt."
His eyes how they twinkled, his dimples how merry,
This big fucking stud was so very hairy.
He let me down gently to the floor on my back,
Raised my legs in the air, his cock spread my crack.

He pushed it right in, and started to buck,
I took it all easily, my ass needed fucked.
He humped me faster he knows how I love it.
He'd pull out his dick and back in he would shove it.
He started grunting, not much more was needed,
He pulled out his cock and quickly he beat it.
A wink of his eye, a hard yank on his dick,
He shot lots of cum - white, creamy, and thick.

He spoke not a word, but when straight to his work,
And upon my big hard-on he started to jerk.
I came in an instant all over my chest,
And he lay down beside me for a much deserved rest.
I looked at our cum that was mixed in my hair,
I do love him so, my Big Papa Bear.
And I hear him whisper, by the christmas tree light,
"Happy Christmas, my Cub. I Love You, Good-Night!"

hrnypigboy @ 2006-11-30T13:26:00

2006-11-30T21:26:12Z

Squirt

2006-11-12T02:01:18Z

I so want one of these...from the buttplug stopper to the penis trigger!!!

My sleeve is done!

2006-10-22T20:46:49Z

This weekend was the San Jose Tattoo Convention. I went yesterday afternoon. I had a 5:30 appointment with Klem to finish my right sleeve. We just had the tail feathers of the phoenix to finish. It was a lot of fun getting tattooed in that environment! What a great way to be the center of attention! Now my right sleeve is done. I keep telling myself I'm going to take a break but we'll see. I've done both sleeves in a year and 5 months.

There were a lot of people there at the convention. You should have seen all the hot men!!! Where else is it perfectly OK to stare at straight men? I knew a few of the artists. Even Kat from Miami Ink was there! It was very flattering having other tattoo artists take pictures of my sleeves. Some of you might be surprised but I didn't even drop my shorts!

Wild Flowers

2006-10-10T16:11:38Z

I finally got around to posting more of my flower photos. I took these wild flower photos last year in the high desert of southern California.

You can see more Wild Flowers here.

This is too appropriate!

2006-09-15T03:23:45Z

Your Penis Name Is...

Free Willy

Penis Name Generator

More tattoo work!

2006-09-13T02:46:16Z

Klem had a cancelation today so I was able to get an appointment. We only had 3 hours so we were only able to color in the head, body and wings of the phoenix. We still have to do the tail feathers but we won't do that until after Folsom St. Fair.